Rumour Mill
The forums are chock a block full of rumours.
Couldn't be bothered waiting to see what the rumours are? Want a quick overview
on what they are and possibly who it was started by? Then look no further.
The rumour mill will provide with the latest in the most farfetched, crazy
and sometimes true rumours of the TAO gaming community. Believe it or not
it's up to you!
Thursday April 1 Hiding From April's Fools Jokes
-"ATTENTION" Bit has brought us important news about Seed's constant dissapearances and why he hasnt made any new units.
-It appears that all this time Seed has been off making drug deals! Yes thats right, Seeds spending our server funds towards new units for drugs!
-Here is an acutal photo of Seed selling some stuff now!
-Multiple Clans have been falling apart as of late!
-The Wolf Clan is in disaray. Supposly one of the members cought fleas, and its spreading like wildfire among the ranks.
-WTFIMC has disbanded because someone finally found the cat. It seems that the cat was hiding in Bit's garage all along.
-SG is revolting against their leader AlphaEcho. Everyone has decided to leave The Slayers Guild for Dimon's Clan Clanless.
-All the members of Clan muppets are actually accounts run by one single person! It seems that this one puppet master to Clan Muppets is actually Jim Hanson's Nephew's cousin's uncle's former roommate!
-Secret Information on members of Tao have also leaked out as of late.
-It seems that PhantomFox is actually a talking Fox!
-XXX has been seen datting none other then Big Gay Al!
-NIN is actually the lately-procrastinating Trent Reznor from the band Nine Inch Nails!
-In Seeds Absence, Fury has decided to incorporate a new race, POKEMON!
-Any unit 3 spaces from a pokemon automatically takes 15 damage from its cuteness aura!
Wednsday March 31 In a Dark, Black Van
-Rumor has it that Seed hasnt given us any new updates because he's out of money and has dissapeared on a 'Bussiness Vacation
-Our best reporter Bit is on the job to find out what has happened to Seed and where all his money has gone to.
-Fury has been the one updating the servers all month, just so he can let our hopes down with no new unit.
-It seems the Golden Knight Trophy does have a secret attack, and seed has only told The Slayers Guild how to use it, since Seed is always giving them new and cool things.
-! ! !Quicksandslowly has been dumped by his girlfriend! ! !
-The Tao Fansite and The Slayers Guild feel sorry for our fav. member, and want everyone to cheer him up and give him a hug when you see him.
-For all the ladies out there, we incourage you all to cheer up Quicksandslowly. And to help out with that, here is his emails: Ad1dasDancer@aol.com, rcolby@gonzaga.edu Everyone email him and cheer him up!
Sunday March 22 In a Volcanic Crater called 'Tahoe'
- The once god of the Tao Story is back!?!?!
- Supposly hes on a mad rampage to take over all of Tao.
- A crakpot team of blue Smerfs and flying Lazer Dragons are on the hunt for this madman.
- The Tao Story is again active and is almost 10 chapters long!
- Fury FX as decided to quit working with the story, and has refused to post the current version, making the 10 chapters only obtainable through 'favors' with Smerf.
- The Tao community seems to be complaining about there not being anything to complain about cuse all the complainging stoped!
- A Mob has formed outside Smerf's house demanding for more updates to the website.
- The reason why Smerf never updates the website anymore is cuse hes been abducted by aliens, who didn't get enough data from the last probings.
Thursday March 11 Anti-Complaint
board room
- There have been many complaints in the TAO forums about... every thing
because people who go to the forums have nothing better to do, except complain
about spamming which is still complaining... bastards.
- Soon there will be new complaints about how the new server is to fast
and that it doesn't lag so people can't complain about it lagging.
- There were mainly complaints about the old server going down and people
loosing points because they jumped new gray accounts, but with the new server
people are unhappy because they can't complain about loosing points because
the server has gone down.
- A new complaint clan has been made the leader of this clan is hiding there
identity but is said to like rabbits, and his second in command like the
ff job class/character dragoon :P
- It is said that complaining is to be stop completely in the hear future
by taking down the forum and having no chat system and Seed not reading
his e-mails, YAY!!!
- DromarUK will be away revising... or playing FF3 which ever is more fun...
- The new winged beast can teleport only 2 spaces but has a great attack,
and does extra damage to some units :D Here is a preview: 
- The cup cake god church construction has stop while the fanatics poke
each other with sticks, AND some times with poo on the sticks...
- Sorry for any spelling mistakes, please don't complain even though it
goes against every thing you stand for...
Friday Feb 27 In Black Hole
-New Unit Out Called The Golden Knight!!!
-It does a Circle of Fire attack much like the assassin
-Cannoy be destroyed
-and is only avaliable to SG members!!!
Friday February 27 London
- LaZer Dragons have been seen doing nothing because they can't do any thing
else. (except kill little bunny rabbits)
- LaZer Dragons will also be upgraded so they can cook them selves and be
eaten so they will have more then 2 uses. They taste like chicken.
- A strange force has gripped the world of TAO and will soon be released
upon in unit form.
- Type /statseed and it tels you what your stats will be tomorow
- Slayers Guild hasn't "destroyed" any clans recently because
there scared of Seed.
- A Cup Cake God church to be constructed in Australia by TAO fanatics.
- Windfoxster hates Cyrus now because Cyrus stole Windfoxster's cherry.
- Cyrus and Halalalalalalasomething won the tournament because... they smell.
- A Winged Beast has been spoted circling over the TAO arena. Secretly added
by Seed when he updated TAO with the the 30 round no damage draw.
Saturday February 21 London
- The knights new second attack, hits with 28 unblockable fire damage with
same attack range as it's normal attack.
- UPDATE: The certain unit doesn't have to be behind the knight, but it
has to be with in 2 square area.
- The certain unit isn't what you probaly think ;) and there is another
"action" you have to do before you attack for the new attack to
work.
- The knights new attack is NOT real, DON'T e-mail
Seed asking about it ;)
- DromarUK likes his mod status and wants to keep it.
- Arcanis laser dragons have been seen eating little bunny rabbit because
it's the only thing they can kill.
- One of the tournaments 1st prize is the next unit being named after them.
- A new clan command to be added which will let clan members view there
team mates play.
- Seed has been busy setting up a new server, but this server will only
support 100 accounts. What could it be for?
- OneTuffRabbit has been kicked out of SG for not... "Performing"
for QuicksandSlowly.
- To many Hamsters have been running around the lands of TAO and a certain
individual has been Neutered.
- An evil man has been spreading rumours that are not true on a evil TAO
fan site.
Friday February 6 Sydney
- There is a bounty on Bit's head
- The reason is that he is spreading the plague of laziness to everyone he knows.
- Units will start getting secondary abilities!
- The next tourny will be a Clan Tourny
- Tourny winners will gain something TRULY unique
Friday January 24 Sydney
- The aliens have returned seed, however, they planeted a virus in him before giving him back.
- The new unit has finally been released....well nearly.
- Previously called a furgon...it's now a .... sumthing o_O.
- It's going to be a Defenders of the Realm unit!!!!!!!!!
- They look like fat bears o_O
- This unit will revolutionise the TAO gaming world!
Saturday January 17 Sydney
- Bit has retired as webmaster of the Bittaosmerf fansite.
- The aliens have decided Seed is the perfect human specimen and as such have taken him away forever
- Telgar's clan Clanless will be at war with DDDimon's clan Clan Clanless
- The SGR have prevailed over the Black Magic clan
- Pimps Clam Clan are now Targeting the new and revived Fruits! Battle of the n00bs, who will win?
- The new unit is going to be a Vampire.
- Drop times can be predicted......
- Dragons are now in drops!
Monday January 12 New York
-Smerf is gone from TAO forever! =(
-Seed, Quicksandslowly were both abducted by aliens
-The Fruits and Veggies are going to War! Which clan is best for your health?
-Pimps Clam clan has entered TAO already showing how smart they are..... clam....
-2 new clans show up using the Slayers Guild name! Slayers and Elite Slayers TheRapizt plans to rape them in the future
-New Unit that Seed is working on has something to do with defenders of the realm
Tuesday 6th of January New York
-Glaci0s is actually a sexy girl
-Enlightenment is a sexual favor or when you hear Seed's bad jokes says Glaci0s
-New units coming out, something to do with rabbits
-Winner of Team Tourney gets 3 dragons
-AlphaEcho quit TAO when his account got hacked
-Seed has been abducted by aliens
-Smerf is away for a week trying to get Seed back
-Seed's picture is already behind milk cartons
-The Slayers are going to let SG-R the recruits fight the clan war against BlackMagic
-Weird people are stalking and drawaing pictures of Bit
-WTFIMC? is falling apart, they missed their last sacrafice to the cupcake gods
-iambuffest attempts to make up for this by throwing Glaci0s in a pit of fire
-Cordo claims Seed was actually abducted by hippies
Thursday 1st of January
- Cordo has discovered a new topping for crackers
- Cordo was neighbours with seed!
- Cordo helped seed with his groceries.
- And if Bit is neighbour's with seed now....that must mean that Bit is
living in Cordo's old house!
- Seed as part of his New Years Resolution will give a dragon to 5 random
grey accounts every month for FREE.
- The next three new units has been discovered!
- The first is a cleric that damages the enemy then gives your units more
life.
- The next unit after that is a lightning golem that seed has finally made.
- The next planned unit after that is the time mage.
- The first unit is due to be released in 3 days!
- Paladinz_Dude is actually a celebrity in real life! Though which one,
no one knows...except s/he has hinted at being Nicole Kidman.
- The fruits clan is a joke........what a joke. My god they need to be listed!
- An inside look at Seeds work place...oh look theres seed on his chair
right now....
Seeds
work place
Rumour: A current story passing from one person to another, without any known authority for its truth; -- in this sense often personified.
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